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Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #2

Nerd Trading Cards
Price: $10/pack
Producer: Bottomms; 1-800-NRDS-ROK

Forget baseball, nerd trading cards are the future. Now your kids can
collect and trade cards of their favorite open source hackers and computer
industry figures. Some of the cards included feature Linus Torvalds, Richard
M. Stallman, and Larry Wall. Also contains cards for companies (Red Hat,
Netscape, Transmeta, etc.), specific open source programs (Apache, Perl,
Mozilla, etc.), and well-known websites (Slashdot, Freshmeat, etc.). Each
card features a full-color picture on the front and complete information and
statistics on back. Some of the cards have even been autographed. Quit
trying to search eBay.com for a Mark McGwire rookie card and collect nerd
cards instead!



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