Random Quote #94 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

I was once discussing computers at a party with a very snooty girl. She was
quite intoxicated and decided it was time for a game of "I'm more intelligent
than anyone else in the room." She started going off on a rant on how Microsoft
Network was much better than any other Internet provider. Naturally, I asked
why. Her reply was (my paraphrasing):
"During data transfers, both the transmitting and receiving computers usually
are running on Windows 95, and by using MSN, you insure full compatibility
throughout the transaction and thus can upload and download much faster than
with any other provider."
And furthermore,
"I use only Microsoft apps at work and often want to download my files from my
employer's network. I can only use MSN because otherwise I would not be able
to manipulate any of the downloaded files at home."
As soon as the urge to ram her drink up her nose subsided, I excused myself and
kept at least ten people between us for the rest of the evening.


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