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I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown ...
HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT! I said I think we can
all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown today. When we take
the time to be courteous to each other, we find that we are happier and less
likely to engage in nuclear war. This point was driven home by the recent
summit talks, where Nancy Reagan and Raisa Gorbachev, each of whose husband
thinks the other's husband is vermin, were able to sit down at a high-level
tea and engage in courteous conversation ...

-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"



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