Random Quote #97 topic: ethnic, Nasty slams at particular ethnic groups. 'Ethnic' actually includes regionalist jokes in America.
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One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity
to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing,
put on one of the ties his mother had brought him, and hurried back. "Look,
Mama! Isn't it gorgeous?"
"Mama asked, 'What's the matter? You don't like the other one?'"

-- Leo Rosten, "Hooray For Yiddish"



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