An American walks into an Irish pub around lunchtime, and finds the place
is completely filled and there are no chairs available, with the exception
of one -- seating a Chihuahua next to a woman. He very politely asks her
if she would mind placing her dog on the floor for a few minutes while he
got a quick bite to eat.
"I most certainly would!", the woman haughtily replies. "Little
Fifi *always* sits next to me at lunchtime and there she will stay!"
Whereupon, the American picks up the Chihuahua, throws it out of
an open window and takes the seat.
An Irishman, watching the whole encounter, walks over, taps the
American on the shoulder and says, "Mate, I guess I never will understand
you Americans. You drink your beer cold, drive on the right side of the
street, and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window!"