http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/ Rosinstrument.com: hourly fortunes, Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT en Free Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT support@rosinstrument.com (Support) support@rosinstrument.com (Support) http://rosinstrument.com/img/favicon.gif http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/ 35 13 Rosinstrument.com: hourly fortunes, Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_0.html "[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to <br> change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something <br> out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and <br> diaper-changing." <br> <dl><dd> -- Kirsten, age 10 <br> </dl><p> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_0.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_1.html "The old revival hymn, 'Shall We Rather At the Giver?'" <br> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_1.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_2.html "Are you lactating?" <br> <dl><dd> -- "Got milk?" as originally translated into Spanish for advertising in Mexico. <br> </dl><p> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_2.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_3.html Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic. <br> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_3.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_4.html God is an atheist. <br> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_4.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_5.html It is necessary to pay attention to the feet when the worshiper repeats <br> "Holy! holy! holy!" and he is to lift up his eyes toward heaven. At the <br> instant the Kiddushah is repeated he needs only lift up his heels, and <br> thereby his body from the earth toward heaven.... According to Tanchuma <br> it is necessary to lift up the feet from the earth altogether, after the <br> example of the angels, of whom it is written (Isa. vi. 2), "And with two <br> he did fly." It is from this text that the sages have ordained that a <br> man should fly up (as it were) when he repeats "Holy! holy! holy!" And <br> let the chooser choose, i.e. it is optional either to lift up the heels <br> only or to jump. <br> <br> THE KABBALA, _Kitzur Sh'lh_, fol. 48, col. 2, and fol. 49, col. 1. <br> <br> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_5.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_6.html "I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have <br> included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This <br> technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My <br> carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more." <br> <dl><dd> -- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy <br> </dl><p> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_6.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_7.html XXIII. <br> <br> And we, that now make merry in the Room <br> They left, and Summer dresses in new bloom, <br> Ourselves must we beneath the Couch of Earth <br> Descend--ourselves to make a Couch--for whom? <br> <br> <dl><dd> -- The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam <br> </dl><p> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_7.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_8.html If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me. -Samuel <br> Goldwyn <br> http://rosinstrument.com/fortunes/May_21_05_05_8.html Tue, 21 May 2013 04:05:01 GMT